Hi. It's a blog. It isn't much, but I hope that you'll get a laugh, a giggle, or just a "What the heck?!" from reading it.
Ja ne.

7.16.2008

Jabba the Hutt.

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Uh...nothing new to report?
I'm ADDICTED to Alternate, this crazy awesome webcomic by some chick who lives in Canada. It is awesome. I think Xin is mah soulmate. We need to get together and have a random dance-off.
Shells yesh!
http://alternate.smackjeeves.com/comics/94055/chapter-1/
Click on it. Be addicted to it's utter oddness. Eat octopus dumplings.
...or not, please don't hurt the octopi...what did they ever do to you?! WHAHAAAHAHA!
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Wow, I'm somewhat crazy today. I'm hungry...I need food...and Hannah's playing MySims in the next room. The theme music gets on mah nerves. Foooooooood.
I am a COOKIE MONSTAH.
This is probably the most random post so far. Do not worry, my dear readers, I will become less spazzy and retreat into my emo corner as soon as I eat stuff.
Speaking of my emo corner, I need to get someone to scan the picture I drew of it. Heck, I need someone to scan all my pictures so that the folks at DeviantArt can finally see my "brilliance."
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ELLIPSIS!!! OH EM GEE!!!
Randomly yours,
-blake

7.15.2008

Seuss!

Hellos again.
For all the people who stopped by to read this and left a vote on the vote-y thingy over there, thank you. (yes, that means you, J! Wooo!!)
I'm sorry I haven't updated anytime soon, but the person who controls this computer (cough, cough, mah dad) had forbidden me from going on here, therefore limiting the amount of blogginess I could do.
Moving on.
I'm in a theater camp currently, and we're putting on the production Seussical. Woooohooo. There are about thirty hyperactive 8- and 9-year-olds, and they CLING. Like...plastic wrap. I'll be walking...and one will come up and just cling onto my leg. Eeerrhg....it annoys me, walking with small children all Superglued on various limbs.
We also have to sing.
I, as far as I can tell, don't have a very good voice, but goshdarnit, I'm LOUD. All those projecting things that Mrs. Blanchette taught us have stuck somewhere in the deep dark crevasses of my brain. So basically...whenever I sing, you only hear me, unless I'm doing falsetto (which, incedentally, sounds much worse than my real voice. Ehhhh...) and sounding like some sort of random breeze.
I'm a monkey. We have a dance. It is possibly the coolest dance that I've ever done, and it involves jumping like a Naruto ninja and thwacking the floor for no apparent reason. I've bruised my hand from doing that dance. It is PAINFUL.
On that note, there is a last little thingy in a song I sing that involves a very large slidy thingy, and when I sing it, it feels like mah head is about to explodify. NOT FUN. SERIOUSLY. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MAKE YOUR HEAD EXPLODE BY SINGING.
Oh yeah, to all the people who put "Ooh! A squirrel!" as their ballot, I congratulate you.
I wanna go eat some edamame...I love edamame...I'm an edamame MONSTER. "Fierce."
Work that fauxhawk, J. Lol.
Some random things I found that make me laugh my face off from the utter hilarity:
http://jknozmo.deviantart.com/art/Wammy-s-Justice-Club-2-58511358
Do not read that unless you're familiar with Death Note.
Oh, heck, read it anyway.
http://italuv.deviantart.com/art/flash-Fun-With-Sound-FX-88093528
...Don't ask.
http://drool4raito.deviantart.com/art/Snowman-71472169
You don't even have to understand who these are, they're just SOOOOOO CUUUTEEE!!!!
http://lavender-ice.deviantart.com/art/EPIC-FAIL-MAY-CAUSE-SEIZURE-64127720
...-drools-
Ahaha! Where was I before I went on my random tangent of DeviantArt fabrications?
Nowhere, and that was the goal.
Wooohohoooohohoho!
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Wow, I need some food.
Laterz, y'all...
-blake