Jabba the Hutt.

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Uh...nothing new to report?
I'm ADDICTED to Alternate, this crazy awesome webcomic by some chick who lives in Canada. It is awesome. I think Xin is mah soulmate. We need to get together and have a random dance-off.
Shells yesh!
http://alternate.smackjeeves.com/comics/94055/chapter-1/
Click on it. Be addicted to it's utter oddness. Eat octopus dumplings.
...or not, please don't hurt the octopi...what did they ever do to you?! WHAHAAAHAHA!
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Wow, I'm somewhat crazy today. I'm hungry...I need food...and Hannah's playing MySims in the next room. The theme music gets on mah nerves. Foooooooood.
I am a COOKIE MONSTAH.
This is probably the most random post so far. Do not worry, my dear readers, I will become less spazzy and retreat into my emo corner as soon as I eat stuff.
Speaking of my emo corner, I need to get someone to scan the picture I drew of it. Heck, I need someone to scan all my pictures so that the folks at DeviantArt can finally see my "brilliance."
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ELLIPSIS!!! OH EM GEE!!!
Randomly yours,
-blake