...Mnnnabbakle.

I am tired.
Ooooh, so tired.
I feel like my brain is going to explode out of the top of my head.
This would be bad.
I probably should go back to bed, but I'm too lazy to go all the way back over to my room...
...so I'll write about yesterday.
Me and mah little sister Hannah went to Carambola with some other peeps that are about three years younger than me. I lived with the no-people-my-age-ness, so I guess we had fun.
I really want to eat some marshmallow fluff for some reason. We have none in the fridge. This is sadness...
...I'm just rambling on, aren't I?
Anyway, here's something that happened a while ago:

Hannah is the most insane child this world has ever seen. The redheaded person is my mother.
Aiyaiaiaiaiai.

Well, hopefully the video will work for you, 'cos it's waaaaiiii too slow to upload for me. I'll just sit here and drabble while it attempts to load...
Oh, and check out J's blog again. 'Cos he's been updating it. I'm a guest writer...woot woot...
I want to go to Iceland and look at all the pretty sheep. Stagger Lee, get me a sheep from Iceland if you're reading this. Or just get me the new Sigur Ros album. Plz.

Oh! Yes! My birthday's in...21 days! Wooooooohoooooo!!!!! Three weeks and I'll be as old as the rest of y'alls. This is shweetness. Please give me comments of gifty-ness and I might consider being kind to you and your kin. Hohohohohohoho.

(I AM JOKING. I WILL NOT HARM YOU OR ANYONE ELSE AROUND YOU. I HAVE NO DEATH NOTE. DO NOT PANIC.) <- For the sarcasm-non-getters out there.

Oh,yay, it's almost done uploading. I am a happy little bagel right now. I could just go on a mindless rampage through Christiansted...but no. I will refuse. Because I am an upstanding member of society. I will not stoop to mindless rampaging, oh no. For I...I will...
...stop writing this random insanity for the integrity of your mental health.

-long sigh-

I am indeed random.

Happy sentance!

Nothing has happened.
J's new blog is online: http://www.gourmetified.com/
Check itout.
Oh, and it's Super Mario Galaxy, in case you were wondering.
Squirrels.
And no matter what people (namely, Vis/Inverted Triangle/Duck) say, I DO NOT SUCK. Take that, haters.
Hohohohohoho.

Hullaballoo

I'm writing this from my mom's workplace, and jeez, this keyboard's getting on my nerves. No matter. I'm probably also not supposed to be on here...but...hey...what the heck.
Anyway.
Just went to the awesome Treasure Attic bookshop in C'sted, bought some new manga (Furuba, and then the first book of Reborn! 'cos I was curious.) Hannah proceeded to kidnap my stuff. Jeez...
Oh yesh! J is starting a blog, something like "Gourmetify" or "Gourmetliscious"...Anyway, it's nonexistent right now, but soon (i.e. whenever he gets it up) I'll be writing a column in it about the various random yummy foods that I can think of. Like...Green tea Pocky. Or edamame...or zabagliones. Whatever the case, it will be very gourmet. Checkitout, I'll put the link on a post once he's started it.
Oh yeah, and Duck/Inverted Triangle has started a blog too. My god, everyone's just taking my lead and...bloggifying. You're welcome, Blogger.
Does anyone know who Ellen Pompeo is? She's obviously someone important...sorry, I just noticed that on a convenient copy of American Way magazine that's sticking out from the bookshelf.
...
Alright then. This is rapidly becoming more and more ridiculous...
Oh! Has anyone out there played Mario Galaxy? Uaaaaaaaaah! It's for the Wii, and it's just RIDICULOUSLY fun. I suck at it. So badly. Hey, I suck at all video games, so this is nothing new for me...
I'd put a fancy-shmancy picture here, but there are no fancy pictures presenting themselves. Oh well. Have a nice day.
Shiitaki mushrooms.
-blake

Cupcake.

Well, the Seuss saga has ended. It's a sad time for us and our lack of costumeage.
...That made no sense, but hey, it's early in the morning and my brain's flywheels are still trying to turn faster.
Anyway.
Have any of you ever made hummus before? Jeez, it's obnoxious, 'cos you have to put it in the blender for about fifteen minutes and GAWD, it's loud. Mehhhhh.
I've just gotten home from a sleepover thingy at Lillian's house, with Gehna. We didn't do much of anything, but hey, that's cool. I tackled Gehna in mah sleep. I do that a lot.
I'm running out of things to write about, so I need someone to do something exciting.
Oh, wait! We're going up to Boston in August, woo, and I'm going to buy a ton of CDs and clothes and other tchotckes. I spelled that wrong. But when I come back, I'm going to have that Sigur Ros album...the one that I can't pronounce since it's in icelandic and it's crazy hard to read...Um...I can't even remember. But it has some of the most awesomely pwning music on it. Check out their website. I'm too lazy to find it and put it here, so Google it or something, okay? Jeez. You expect me to do everything for you. I'm not your blogging slave...
We interrupt this blog for a happy sentence:
U R SO KOOL YAH!!!! -heart- !!!!
...Sorry, that's something I've wanted to do for a while now. It's very...I don't know, invigorating or something? Ah, I'm just writing down drivel now. You can stop reading, 'cos I'm just probably going to end it right now or something...
...aahahahaaagh...I'm hungry, and my sister made pie.
...Pie.
...I'm going to go eat it now, thanks.
Buh-bye.
-blake